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unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror, via australian-government)

mits-tcgee:

indecisivematt:

I want to write a script that works out what percentage of Tumblr posts reblogged by hello-i-am-jacob, myself, and mits-tcgee are also reblogged by other people in that list, because we seem to share a lot of the same posts

Yeah I noticed this too

reblog power block

I want to write a script that works out what percentage of Tumblr posts reblogged by hello-i-am-jacob, myself, and mits-tcgee are also reblogged by other people in that list, because we seem to share a lot of the same posts

australian-government:

I’m taking a wild guess here but i don’t think Nicki Minaj’s anaconda is really about a snake

smartereveryday:

I had no idea that a Scythe was so efficient.  I guess that makes me a technology snob.  Or as CS Lewis put it, a proponent of “Chronological Snobbery”.

(via x7r)

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

(via hello-i-am-jacob)