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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via hello-i-am-jacob)

snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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ofools:

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someone answer my question

there is no answer i’m sorry

sorry ofools but this is wrong there is an answer but the media want to hide it from you

there is no such thing as birds

there are only cosplaying sugar-gliders

katherineprouting:

gigglesandanixi:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

LMFAOOOOOO

indecisivematt hehehehehe

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iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist